6-30-07 Annoyance

Todays annoyance is Lame Comebacks

When I insult you, I expect you to give me a comeback that I can use on someone else later. Its kind of like an exchange for the privledge of being insulted by me. Your welcome, but its quite annoying when the only thing you've got is "In your face," or "Your mom." What are those supposed to mean? A hypothetical referance to a "your mom" joke, but you were just to lazy to actually say it? And whats in my face? Your head? I don't get it.

6-29-07 Annoyance

Todays annoyance is Special K

I am apparently missing what is so special about special k. It must be something amazing, because it says so right on the box. Does anyone know? Anyone?

6-28-07 Annoyance

Todays annoyance is Bob Barker leaving TPIR

For you lay-people, TPIR stands for The Price Is Right. No one is ever going to be as good as Bob Barker, and the reason is he's enjoable without being corny and insane. Comedy in general has gone to the dogs with actors/comedeans feeling like they need to be funny by being CRAZY. Its just crap now, and its going to bleed into this classic tv show.

6-27-07 Annoyance

Todays annoyance is Trump Baja

Latley, i've been hearing some radio ads for "trump oceanside estates." Donald Trump is going to be building some appartment complex in baja california. See it here:
http://www.trump-baja.com

The point is, on the radio ad, the annoncer says, "Sure he was the reason rosie left the view, but he's also the reason this place is so rad!" This annoyed me in three ways:
First, rosie left the view because she thought her fat ass was worth millons of dollars.
Second, if he was the reason, what the hell does that have to with anything?!
Finally, the self centered egotistic aloofness of putting that in your commercial is infuriating.
Donald trump needs to be removed from this planet.

6-22-07 Annoyance

Todays annoyance is Mens Wherehouse TV ads

These ads are the worst I have seen. Ever. The latest involves a "crazy sale!!" and to make the point that their crazy, he began pulling suits out of barrels of penuts. This made the suits look very crappy. WOW! A SUIT COVERD IN PENUT SHELLS! THATS WHAT I WANT!!!! Verry upsetting to me.

6-19-07 Annoyance

Todays annoyance is on the go

What is that supposed to mean? Shouldn't be on the way, or in the process? I know what it means, but the phrase itself doesn't make a bit on sense. And I am also annoyed at the fact that if a company makes their product the slightest bit smaller or more portable, the splatter ON THE GO all over it; usually accompanied by a stoplight with green lit up. To those companies: We get it. You've got to use any marketing you can pretend your product has because its all crap, but let us decide what to do with it.

6-17-07 Annoyance

Todays annoyance is being asked for donations

Recently, I was at a store that rhymes with "shmall-vart." I had successfully completed my mission of obtaining skewers, diet coke, and light-bulbs. (Don't ask) And while loading my things, a large woman with a clip-board came over and asked something like, "Excuse me, but would you like to donate to the handicapped old people, kittens, puppies, and small children with critical diseases educational and prevention fund?" So I'm faced with a dilemma; I'm a terrible person if I ignore her, but if I say no I'm practically a murderer! So naturally I caved and donated and I received a tiny purple ribbon. As the ribbon sat on my dashboard I got more and more annoyed. "I have a right to load my groceries in peace! I don't appreciate being heckled at shmall-vart! So, I thought about suing, but my lawyer said I was a freak. He says that a lot.

6-16-07 Annoyance

Todays annoyance is silent "e"

Shops that want to be cute spell their names with a silent "e" at the end. For example:

Old Towne
Ye olde
Cigar shope

My spell-check even knows these are misspelled. I know they just want to be cute, but it just makes you look stupid. These are just a few examples, but i'm sure you could come up with more.

6-15-07 Annoyance

Todays annoyance is midnight infomercials

For the life of me, I can't figure out why companies spend money on infomercials because nobody watches them; but the ones that come on at like 1AM that three people are watching, and two of them are drunk out of their minds, and the other is 47 years old, 375 pounds, lives in his grandma's basement and has never had a girlfriend in his life.

6-14-07 Annoyance

Todays annoyance is not being annoyed.

I worked hard today, doing nothing but think of what I was annoyed at. Unfortunately, since the only significant thing I did was blink, thats all I've got.

Todays honorable mention annoyance is blinking

O.k, so I don't really hate blinking, but I can't think of anything else (see above) --^
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6-13-07 Annoyance

Todays annoyance is unavailability

My apologies for not updating the blog, but I had no computer access. Todays annoyance is me not updating the blog.

6-7-07 Annoyance

Todays annoyance is Paris Hilton being released

Did you hear?
http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/07/paris-hilton-free-woman/
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/07/paris.hilton/index.html?section=cnn_latest
http://www.nbc5.com/entertainment/13459235/detail.html?rss=chi&psp=nationalnews
http://cbs13.com/entertainment/local_story_158091148.html
http://www.knbc.com/entertainment/13459142/detail.html?rss=la&psp=news
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news&id=5374111

Holy crap.
I'm reminded of the judges words; what were they again? Oh, yeah, "SHE WILL NOT GET SPECIAL TREATMENT!!" I'd say getting let off FIVE WEEKS EARLY is special treatment. From TMZ, "She was originally sentenced to 45 days in jail, but that was reduced to 23. She served a total of three days." So when was the last time a person other than a celebrity was let off that early? Also paris's own words, "I had the option to go to a pay jail, but I'M GOING TO DO THE TIME TO PROVE I CAN." Well, guess what; you just lied, and portrayed herself as a total wuss. What is it about these celebrities that make them SO ANNOYING?? We all thought that maybe, just maybe we could make an example out of Hilton, by not letting celebrities get off the law. I guess its an impossible dream. Remember yesterdays annoyance? This will no doubt triple her media attention. Don't worry, she'll be on every talk-show on the planet.

6-6-07 Annoyance

Todays annoyance is Paris Hilton's Media Attention

Like most people on this planet, I am happy that one of these annoying rich celebrities are getting what they deserve, but the media has played into this story CONSTANTLY!! I'm almost as sick at this story as I'm sick at the people themselves!

6-5-07 Annoyance

Todays annoyance is icecream trucks.


Ding, didah, ding, didah, ding, didah, ding, didah, ding, didah, ding, didah, ding, didah, ding, didah, ding, didah, ding, didah, ding, didah, ding, didah, ding, didah, ding, didah, ding, didah, ding, didah, ding, didah, ding, didah, ding, didah, ding, didah, ding, didah, ding, didah, ding, didah, ding, didah, ding, didah, ding, didah, ding, didah, ding, didah, ding, SHUT UP!!! Oh, but ice-cream does sound good. Wheres my wallet?

6-4-07 Annoyance

Todays annoyance comes to us from Bruce in Denver, CO.

Todays annoyance is the word "sick" as meaning "cool"

"Whoa! That is so sick!"

So at least when I get sick, I generally look disgusting, and feel disgusting; or is it just me? Shouldn't "sick" mean gross?

O.K, and I'm also including the word "tight." Example: "Whoa, that car is tight!" What is that supposed to mean?? The seatbelts work extra good?

6-3-07 Annoyance

Todays annoyance is the phrase needless to say.

If its needless to say, then don't say it! I'm reminded of the navy acronym: KISS (Keep It Simple, Stupid)

6-2-07 Annoyance

Todays annoyance is fat pride.

This one's been coming for a while know. Recently I saw a personal ad for a lady who described herself as:

FAT: Fun And Thick!

What it acctualy stands for is:

Fat and Thick

Get it right.

I truly hope this "obesity acceptance" trend doesn't spread, or it could spell the end to thin people everywhere!!

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6-1-07 Annoyance

Todays annoyance is May 2007

As you can see, last month was very annoying. This month doesn't really look any better.