10-9-07 Annoyance

Todays annoyance of the day is Karmic Retrobution

If you think I just sneezed those last words, you probably shouldn't read this post. You probably shouldn't be near any electronics at all. You might have difficulty operating a toaster. (Don't worry, I do too.) What I mean be Karmic Retrobution, has to do with Karma. This is like the evil-ass santa that sits on a tree near your head and watches what you do. Than when you do something bad, he burns you at the stake. Ok, not really that bad, but you get the idea. Santa in general pisses me off. He travels around the world, and makes toys all over the place, yet is still fat? He probably burns more calories in one hour than I burn in 3 days! Anyway, I've lost interest due to the fact that my cookies are done. I've got cookies and you don't! Ha Ha!

10-8-07 Annoyance

Todays annoyance is Smahl Mahsles

(This must be read in your best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice)

Aee geht reelee anoyed when peepl dohnt hav reelee beeg mahsls laek mee. GROH MOR MAHSLS PEEPL! Eet reelee eesn't dat hard, jahst dreenk meelk. Dreenk mohr meelk to groh strahng mahsls. Laul.

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10-7-07 Annoyance

Todays annoyance is Bogo

Yes, that bogo that means "Buy One Get One" But wtf is that supposed to mean? NEWS FLASH: If you buy one, you'll get one!!! I guess whoever made up that ass acronym doesn't know that most of the world is familiar with the barter system. Shouldn't it be Bogof, anyway? That would tell the reader that you get one free. Come on, you know you like saying bogof. Its like chimichangas; you don't espscialy like them, but you buy them because its fun to say.

10-6-07 Annoyance

Todays annoyance is Under-used Menu Items

I have a fairly old phone and when I schedule an event on my calendar, I can choose a "category" to put it in. These include: Meeting, Phone Call, Medical, Birthday, and Vacation. I have never used anything other that the first two options for the whole time i've had the phone. My yahoo calendar has 27 options and I don't use more than 4. Do we really need a category for "Schedule Vet Appointment"?! We need useful categories like "Pie Baking," "Burning at the Stake," and "Taxidermey"

10-5-07 Bonus Annoyance

Todays bonus annoyance is Smores

Apparently, the person who made the word smore was an avid LSD user, due to the fact that it tells you NOTHING ABOUT THE FOOD. Smore, of course, is an ass combination of the words Some and More; indicating that you want more. More of what? Nothing in the title can tell us! It should be a combo of Gram Cracker, Chocolate, and Marshmellow. How about "gramarcolate"? Or "marcrakolate"? The dumb-ass that I am, I'm enabling the word by using it in the previous post.

P.S. I don't give a crap that I misspelled marshmellow. Thats how it should be spelled.

10-5-07 Annoyance

Todays annoyance is Temperature Complainers

Today in San Diego, it was an unusually cold {60 degrees(I know, were all spoiled bitches)} and the people who have a habit of complaining on hot days complained that it was too cold. You brought it on yourselves, stupid! Its all your fault and now we should burn you at the stake. Not for anger issues, just because i'm in the mood for smores.

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I take no responsibility for the lack of annoyances for the last few months. Lets just say there was an incident involving two circus midgets, a bottle of mayo, 4,000 crayons and a stapler. Don't ask.