On this months rice-krispies box it features six random pictures of the animated spokesmen/spokessmurfs and a few kids dong something "adventureous." These scenes inculed a western, on the moon, underwater, climbing a mountain, and a park scene. The whole idea is to "inspiring imagination." Apparently I missed the news flash that our society is creating brain-dead children without immagination and the only sensible thing to do would be placing a ridiculous set of pictures on the back of cereal boxes. Has kelloggs forgotten that adults also eat cereal? Since when did cereal boxes become educational? Lets see what we learn from this:
1. Smurfs exist
2. Everyone smiles. All the time. Constantly. Without exeption.
3. Dolphins have eyelashes
4. Playing with strange green spikey thinks is normal
5. Space travel is a common occurance for 2nd graders
6. Smurfs do not need oxygen in space
7. Climping cliffs without adult supervission is acceptable
8. There is also treasure in all cliffs, so get climbing!
Seems like law-suit material to me!!
--Annoyed in SD
2. Everyone smiles. All the time. Constantly. Without exeption.
3. Dolphins have eyelashes
4. Playing with strange green spikey thinks is normal
5. Space travel is a common occurance for 2nd graders
6. Smurfs do not need oxygen in space
7. Climping cliffs without adult supervission is acceptable
8. There is also treasure in all cliffs, so get climbing!
Seems like law-suit material to me!!
--Annoyed in SD
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