11-7-07 Annoyance

Todays annoyance is Corny Marriage Dates

Four months ago today a whole bunch of people got married on 7-7-07. The reason they did this was because the date was close to the number sequence 777. Now heres the thing: It's not 777, its 7707. Its not going to be 777 for another 7 years, 7 months, and 29 days. These people are idiots. How much do you want to bet that more divorces stem from marriages on 7707 just because they're idiots? How much would you pay to talk to the goth couple that got married on 6-6-07?

10-6-07 Annoyance

Todays annoyance is My Stupidity

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you mean they don't have to kill sheep to get their fur? My bad. Thousands of sheep everywhere breath a sigh of relief. This fact found on www.sheep101.info Go there.


Now is it fur or wool?

10-5-07 Annoyance

Todays annoyance is Ugg Boot Comercials

Ok, ill get right to the point. The ugg boot company thought it would be a good idea to include a sheep sound effect in there radio commercial. Last time I checked, Ugg was still killing sheep to make boots out of! WTF? I find two possible explanations for this item. One, they are using some kind of sick humor; (I doubt that because I don't think they are that smart) and second, their advertising agency of choice is incredibly stupid. I'm going for the second option personally. This is kind of like the Jelly-Belly company having the killing of the jelly monsters in the background of their commercials. Yes, jelly monsters.

11-2-07 Annoyance

Todays bonus annoyance is October 2007

Holy crap! October 2007 was so annoying! Lets never do it again.

11-1-07 Annoyance

Todays annoyance is "Fun Size"

I've been meaning to do this one for a while now, and this is farily obvious. If you have been in a store recently or are profiting from small children's trick-or-treating escapades, you have undoubtably seen the phrase "Fun Size." This refers to the candies that are so small that it takes about 7 seconds to eat them. Somewhere some drunk advertizing executive thought he could cover his ass for making them so small by adding "Fun Size." Do you really think were having fun when eating those? Those are practically punishments, not candy! I get all depressed after eating them! If anyone thinks that "Fun Size" is fun, your world is a cold, dark place. This is fun size:

10-31-07 Annoyance

Todays annoyance is Small Children

You have probably seen me whriting on this subject before, but due to this holliday that brings kids from out of their containments *shudder* I feel it's a good public service. We all have our own reasons for disliking small children. I don't really think I should list all the possible reasons because, due to its length, Blogger might restrict my bandwith. So go ahead and strap on your helmet (to protect from head explotions) and list off a few reasons you dislike children. -- Now by now you should be thinking something allong the lines of, "What are children good for?" or, "What were my parents thinking?" or, "Im in the mood for garlic bread." This in mind, now think of the Carmella people who say crap like "Children are our future," or, "The ultimate joy in the universe is seeing a child." Pisses you off, doesn't it? This messing with your minds is fun. Its kind of like the "Hate Week" in the book, 1984. Awesome.

Take extra percautions when handling children this holliday season. Happy Haloween!

10-30-07 Bonus Annoyance

WTF!? In my search for a good haloween ad, look at the crap I found!:
This is an email I got from Pizza Hut:

$10.99 – What a spooky deal Really? Whats spooky about that?
Trick or Cheese! WHAT-THE-F*CK DOES THAT MEAN?!?!
Everyone knows the best treats have extra inside Really? I didn't know that. Maybe its because it DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING!!
There’s nothing as scary as a pizza without ENOUGH CHEESE! Really? How about some guys head being eaten alive?
A deal so good, its spooky! Really? How about you die of the plague and burn in hell.

Very upsetting to me.