Todays annoyance is "Fun Size"
I've been meaning to do this one for a while now, and this is farily obvious. If you have been in a store recently or are profiting from small children's trick-or-treating escapades, you have undoubtably seen the phrase "Fun Size." This refers to the candies that are so small that it takes about 7 seconds to eat them. Somewhere some drunk advertizing executive thought he could cover his ass for making them so small by adding "Fun Size." Do you really think were having fun when eating those? Those are practically punishments, not candy! I get all depressed after eating them! If anyone thinks that "Fun Size" is fun, your world is a cold, dark place. This is fun size:
I've been meaning to do this one for a while now, and this is farily obvious. If you have been in a store recently or are profiting from small children's trick-or-treating escapades, you have undoubtably seen the phrase "Fun Size." This refers to the candies that are so small that it takes about 7 seconds to eat them. Somewhere some drunk advertizing executive thought he could cover his ass for making them so small by adding "Fun Size." Do you really think were having fun when eating those? Those are practically punishments, not candy! I get all depressed after eating them! If anyone thinks that "Fun Size" is fun, your world is a cold, dark place. This is fun size:
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