Wednesday, October 31, 2007

10-31-07 Annoyance

Todays annoyance is Small Children

You have probably seen me whriting on this subject before, but due to this holliday that brings kids from out of their containments *shudder* I feel it's a good public service. We all have our own reasons for disliking small children. I don't really think I should list all the possible reasons because, due to its length, Blogger might restrict my bandwith. So go ahead and strap on your helmet (to protect from head explotions) and list off a few reasons you dislike children. -- Now by now you should be thinking something allong the lines of, "What are children good for?" or, "What were my parents thinking?" or, "Im in the mood for garlic bread." This in mind, now think of the Carmella people who say crap like "Children are our future," or, "The ultimate joy in the universe is seeing a child." Pisses you off, doesn't it? This messing with your minds is fun. Its kind of like the "Hate Week" in the book, 1984. Awesome.

Take extra percautions when handling children this holliday season. Happy Haloween!

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