Todays annoyance is This Goddamn Fire
As you know these fires have been burning for about 4 days now. WELL I'M ADMITTING IT NOW: It was my fault. We were just having a simple burning at the stake, but decided to add a little more flame. Well, hey, if you were burning Rosie O'Donnel, you'd add more flame too! Anyway, our vitamin G (gassoline) was sprayed everywhere, and one thing lead to another, and these goddamn fires broke out! "Who cares," you say? Heres the thing: ROSIE ESCAPPED!!! Now, emergency crews are covering up their search for O'Donnel by saying there's fires and having everyone evacuating. Hopefully if we torch SD, Rosie's dead body will be found!
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