10-11-07 Annoyance

Todays annoyance is Everyone's a Winner

I come to you today as a concerned citizen. Our human gene pool is being polluted by people who say that "everyone's a winner." If you go to your local park on a Saturday afternoon, chances are, there will be a kiddie sport of some kind. Assuming that one of the sides will lose, their "coaches" will tell them that they did a good job, and that as long as they had fun, they won too. ERRRRNT, WRONG!!!! They lost! They fail at life! They need to be eliminated from the human race! But silly federal laws make this task difficult. Here's the scary part: these people are your underlings! Without a proper sense of winning and losing, they just morph into one big glob of non-caringness! Your structure of people will crumble as if you were building a structure out of wheat thins! Has anyone ever done that? Go try it now. I command you.