10-16-07 Annoyance

Todays annoyance is 9-11

On the date of September 11, 2001 some terrorists had jammed spikes up their asses which caused them to crash into the world trade centers. (Obvious correlation) But when people want to refer to this event, they shorten it to 9-11. (A well known fact) The thing is; when you say 9-11, your referring to two numbers. An example: "I lost someone on 9-11." You were attacked by the 9? Or was it the 11? (The well known troublemaker) You stepped on some numbers, tripped and fell? Another example: "9-11 was a terrible day for America." Ok, ill give you the day, but what year are you referring to? September 11, 2007 was a fine for me; I think I had some cheerios, a chicken sandwich for lunch, attended a burning at the stake, and took a nap in English class. I don't know what kind of atomic headache you had to make you so pissy to say it was a "terrible day for America" So, folks, whenever you see an 11 or a dash or a 9 watch out! They might just ruin your day, apparently.