Todays annoyance is Kiddie Cartoons
If you are cursed with children or know someone with children or have ever had the unfortunate experience of being in the same room with a child under 7 years, you know that they are, without exception, totally insane. Now, they can't have been born with this condition; it's a learned trait. Where do they get it, you ask? (You don't ask but i'm pretending like you care for this transition) They get it from the insane TV shows they watch. To watch a TV show designed for little kids can be compared to a few different things depending on the age group. For shows for 1-3 year olds, it's like being an alien in a gay wonderland of some kind. (Barney, Telitubbies) Shows targeting 3-5 year olds have stupid super-heroes that are INCREDIBLY lame. This is the time where the children buy every collectible piece of crap made for the characters. Finally, the 5-7 year olds have the worst: an attempt at a social drama of some kind that involves someone very loud yelling something very unimportant. Children are a plague of our planet. If you see one that is incorrectly tagged and leashed, please call the anti child extermination agency. If you are approached by one, slowly back away and throw anything with sugar at them. Hopefully they'll go away.
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