10-17-07 Annoyance draft

Todays annoyance is Misplaced Condiments

According to the great book of the universe (Pages 4310-4368) there are SET RULES as to the placement of various table condiments. (Ketchup, mustard, salt, ect.) Until the book comes out, I have this handy list of common uses:

1.Ketchup--To be stored in the: Refridgorator ("No, I like it warm" NO! KEEP IT IN THE   FRIDGE)
2.Mustard--To be stored in a cupboard (You don't chill mustard)
3.Salt--To be kept on the table (If you keep it in the cupboard you are an automatic ass-  hole. Making people spend effort is evil)

I'm sure you could come up with some more.